The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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