You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need water and some morals
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
