Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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