another moral hangover. fuck.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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