a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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