Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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