Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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