my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
ok first of all what the fuck
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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