how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
