He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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