Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
