he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
