A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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