lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
