The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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