she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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