My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
