yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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