She's JV to your varsity
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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