I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
