After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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