Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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