Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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