oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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