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I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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