the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
