he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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