Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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