I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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