Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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