well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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