I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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