um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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