the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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