My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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