the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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