Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
