i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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