I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
