OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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