Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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