do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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