Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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