Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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