so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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