so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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