Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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