Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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