i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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