But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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